You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
you know when you take a selfie, and you’re like yaaaaaaaas!!!!!!!!!!!! you post it everywhere and you’re on cloud nine. then you go back to stare it for a solid ten minutes, and then you’re like “shit. why’d i post this pos. i look like poop.”
this IS ME EVERY GOD DAMN TIME. i can’t post selfies no more. i can’t even take a decent selfie to save my life. i give up on this thing.
real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day